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Why did the farmer feed his cows ten dollar notes? Because he wanted rich milk.
Why did the man put hay under his bed? So he could feed his nightmares.
What did the Health Inspector say to his girl friend? Hi Jean.
Why did Santa Claus plant a garden. Because he wanted to hoe, hoe, hoe.
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Riddles Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
Where does a sheep get a haircut? At a baa-baa |
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